I'll choose Freddie Mercury
I know what he would say.Trust me, you don’t wanna hear what he has to say to you.
He would have you sent to Satan for all your lying.I know what he would say.
"Well done faithful servant, I know how you feel. I freaked out and overturned tables in the temple too when I found out what the corrupt bastards were up to!" - Matthew 21:12
"I have 11k riding on MLB tonight" - vitty
What would Jesus say about your pathological lying?